AISubs v3.7
I'm not playing with you!
I think humans are the strongest animals in the world of animals.
But still...
- What is this? - Wait, what are you doing?
- Don't look at reality! Pass it on! - What are you doing?
- Think after you've run through it! - Wait, wait...
But while we say humans are the strongest...
There's only one thing humans can't beat other animals.
- Only one! - Great, great!
- What do you think it is? - Huh? One thing?
- Like smell? - Or sense of smell?
- No, it's power, of course. - No, it's not.
- Huh? It's not different, why is it not different? - It's not, it's not, it's not at all different.
- Atmospheric posture. - No, it's not!
Animals' atmospheric posture is very unique.
Aren't there a lot of questions like "how can you stand in that posture?"
- Like a cat sitting in a box. - Yeah.
But from an animal's perspective, humans stand in two positions.
- Why do they stand in two positions? - I've never seen this before.
- I think it's amazing. - Well, from an animal's perspective...
- I'm saying this from a human's perspective... - I'm sorry.
- It's fine, it's fine. - Let's go into the canyon.
- We got one. - We got a yellow one, so...
- Let's go. - Humans must learn...
- From animals' atmospheric posture. - Why? Why?
I can't accept it.
Animals' atmospheric posture!
Endurance lesson!
- I hope you get the title call. - I barely had a card just now.
We got four animals with atmospheric posture like this one...
So we'll cosplay as those animals...
And we'll make you realize how amazing animals are...
And we'll make you want to be even stronger.
- They can't become humans. - Well, I want to do it anyway.
- Do it, you two. - I don't want to lose if we do it.
Well, it's a competition, so...
The one with the highest animal endurance...
Will stay in that posture for the longest time.
No way!
- You can't leave on your own? - You can't leave on your own.
- Reverse red card. - Reverse red card...
- Sounds like a good idea. - No leaving.
- No leaving, right? - Yes, yes.
Well, this in itself is painful, so no penalty game.
- Oh, I see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You'll compete for first and second place. - Okay.
Second place gets minus one point.
First place gets one point.
- That's how you'll compete. - We'll compete for title points, right?
Yes, and the one who wins will get the title "ultimate life form."
- We'll get the title of "ultimate life form"? - I don't like that title.
It's too cool, "ultimate life form."
Like "Yurushita Saori" or "Cars" or something like that.
So, we'll have a judge come here.
- I wonder if there's a judge. - Someone who knows about animals.
Please! Come!
Is that what you're hoping for?
- The judge will come later. - Oh, okay.
- So, first of all, you'll have to change. - Oh, okay.
- Cosplay is a must, right? To become the ultimate life form. - It's a must.
- It's a must for you to copy only "ultimate life form," right? - Of course it's a must.
- Why copy only "ultimate life form"? - Cos animals don't wear clothes anyway.
You have to look like an animal and do it in that state.
Otherwise, the animals will say, "Are you sure you're used to it?"
- Why are you on our side? - It's a lie to say that the project is going smoothly.
He's the leader.
The first title is "flamingo"!
- Is this a spray? - It's like a flamingo's skin.
- Does it have wings? - It's human, of course.
- There are 4x4 sprays. - It doesn't make a difference!
- It doesn't look like it. - You don't want to get sunburned, do you?
- You can't get sunburned! - I don't want to get sunburned!
- I'll deny that! - It's a shallow river.
- You stand on one leg like this. - It looks like this, but it's actually like this.
- It's a sonic style. - Excuse me?
- What is it? - Isn't it a hippo?
- If I were in your team, I'd say it's a hippo. - No, it's not a hippo.
- I'm an official referee for "Animal Behavior Battle". - An official referee?!
- We have a special guest. - What kind of question is it?
- To shorten the video even a little, I've been physically discharged. - Oh, because you look strong.
- So now you look like you're weak as an animal. - I'm so mad!
- We're in a position where we're called "top YouTubers" in Japan. - How long do we have to do this?
- Ten more years! - Shall we dive in?
- Shall we go? - Let's go!
- Wow! - Is it really this temperature?
- He said it's weird. - He said he's doing his best.
- He's been like that since the beginning. - Are you ready? - Yes!
- We'll start when you're ready.
- Yes! - But it's pretty hard.
- Yes, I raised it. - Then...
- Start! - What is this?
- This is... - Hands behind you.
- This is a game where you lose if you touch your feet, right? - Yes, that's right.
- This is pretty bad. - It's harder than when we did it on land earlier.
- Oh, no, no, no, no. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, wait, won't it catch on its own? - It will.
- If you're wobbling like this... - Look! It's catching on!
- Don't force it! Don't wobble! - Oh, no!
- Oh, Yumemaru is out! - This is such a mean way of ending it!
- I'm sorry! I lost! - I'm heartbroken!
- If you think too much about it, it'll make you wobble. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, it flew away! - Yumemaru looks weak and weak.
- Don't you feel like you're getting heavier? - Oh, yeah.
- Or like you're getting cancer. - My body is pretty heavy right now!
- Oh, this is bad! - Look! Look! Look! Oh, no!
- Look! - Oh, it's good! It's good!
- Oh, it's stuck! It's stuck! - Oh, no!
- Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- Oh, crap! Oh, no! I thought it was gone, but it moved! - Oh, it's out!
- Ouch! Wait! It hurts like hell! There's a chair!
- Oh, no! It hasn't started yet! It hasn't started yet! - It's still moving!
- But it's already... - Can I say "destruction"? - Oh, no!
- My right leg muscles... Can I say "destruction"? It hurts like hell!
- Oh, no! Oh, no! - Oh, no! It's stuck!
- Time's up! - It hurts!
- In the 10th round, Gobe Yumemaru wins! - Yay!
- Yes. Congratulations! - Oh, no! Oh, no!
- Oh, no! I'm gonna get second place! - Did you have fun?
- Yes. - I'm glad you had fun with your friends.
- Even when my friends are wearing weird clothes, I'm having fun. - I'm glad!
- I'm still dancing. - Oh, but Flamingo is amazing.
- He's amazing. - Seriously, I can't stand it.
- It's amazing that he's been dancing like that while standing still. - It's amazing.
- It's that hard? - Shall we move on?
- Let's move on to the next event... changing clothes!
2nd event...
As you can see!
Is it a mouse?
Is it a mouse's metabolism?
Is it over?
By the way, 5 seconds before the camera started rolling...
to the kids passing by...
did you say "alien fake"?
No!
It's a hippo!
Hippo is brown!
Absolutely!
Hippo doesn't have hair!
Hippo is gray!
Hippo's metabolism is like that.
Soak it in water.
Soak half of its body in water.
Soak half of its body in water?
Yes.
How much water does it have?
It has a lot of water.
If you were in Africa, you would die in this game.
In Japan, we have that in nature.
That's also a game.
If you die in nature, you lose?
If you lose in this game, how will you give up?
(coughing)
Are you crazy?
I can't do it.
Yumimaru's challenge is fun.
I can't do it.
If you can't do it, it's over.
It's over.
Please use it.
I think it's no good because it's cold.
It's not a match yet.
No, it's cold.
It's better to be a little deeper.
Please put your knees together.
It's cold.
It's no good.
Please bend over.
It's bent over.
It's no good.
It stinks.
I'm sorry if I face you.
Please go under its chin.
It's cold.
Use your elbow.
My stomach is cold.
There are a lot of bugs.
It feels good when you look at the water surface.
It's up to my chin.
Please stand in line.
Start!
What is this?
I can't even talk.
My neck is stiff.
What are you going to do with this picture?
What is it?
My back is really weak.
Is there anyone who can finish this?
I don't know.
I think I'll do it for now.
I'll do it for now.
I don't really support you.
I'm a catcher.
The water source is so dirty.
I'm going to die.
Don't move. Your right eye will get dirty.
My teeth are out of place.
Your teeth are still beautiful.
I'm going to die.
What about this dog?
You are a dangerous product attack.
You are dangerous.
What are you doing?
Why did I go up there?
My teeth are out of place.
My teeth are black and my teeth are out of place.
I'm tired and my neck hurts.
How many minutes have you been doing this?
It's been 18 minutes.
You are stupid.
You did this to me.
I don't think I can do it anymore.
My back hurts and my neck hurts.
My neck hurts.
That's enough.
It doesn't hurt, so relax.
I'm tired.
This is fun.
It's a waste of money.
Let's do our best.
It's been a long time since I did it.
The end.
It's been a long time since I did it.
It's been about 35 minutes of fighting.
The winner is Mushinegane.
It's a little out of place.
The flexibility of the joints.
It's not that kind of game.
I couldn't even open my mouth.
Now, Mushisan has one point, Shibayu has one point, and Yumaru has minus two points and zero points.
Yes.
Wait a minute, what is this?
What is this?
Let me say it.
What is this?
There are two more!
Wow!
Make it one more.
Two.
Make it one more.
I can't do it anymore.
This is the first time in my life.
I don't want to appear in this video anymore.
Then, let's go to the next venue.
Yes, let's go.
The third event.
Lazy people.
It's cold.
It's too cold.
I had a bad feeling about it.
Why are you so angry?
I don't want to appear in it anymore.
Let's do it!
Besides, lazy people are those people, right?
It's common, right?
This lazy person is definitely the strongest.
The back of the iron pot is narrow.
Like this?
The heel?
Do you want to go with the heel?
No shoes?
Why are you wearing shoes?
Are you animals?
Are you humans?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, the third event will start.
Ready!
It's cold!
I see!
It hurts a lot!
Wait a minute!
It's cold!
Wait a minute!
I can't do it!
What kind of game is this?
It's over!
Don't make me laugh!
It's too slippery!
What kind of game is this?
You should be responsible for it!
Don't make me laugh!
The bucket talked!
Damn it!
I can't do it with my hands anymore.
Don't put it in your pillow.
It's over!
I can't do it with my hands anymore.
It's about time for you to get points.
It's all good for you.
It's slippery!
You can do it!
If you start slipping, it's over.
Wait a minute!
You can do it!
It's over!
The third event is over!
I did it!
The winner is Shibayu!
Congratulations, Shibayu!
I finally got two points!
Shibayu is the winner!
I'm Imebana Dobe!
I'm Dobe!
I'm the weakest and I don't need super life form ability!
Me too!
I don't need super life form ability, so I'll be the first one to enter.
Huh?
- Please! - Is it over already?
- There's only one left! - Please!
Please, I'm begging you!
I'm sorry!
So, losers...
You don't have any impressions, right?
Let's go! The weather is bad!
- The sun is bad! - The sun is bad, too!
It's usually cold, though.
The fourth game, go!
- The final game, as you can see... - It's holding hands.
- You did it. - Huh?
- You held my hand and did it like this. - I thought the lazy guy earlier was better.
- But it ends like this. - Yeah.
- How does it end? - I'm not thinking about how it ends.
- How does it end? - I thought it was faster than I thought.
- It's too cold. - It's too cold. I don't think I can do it.
- How does it end? - Of course.
- There's a chance you'll die. - It has nothing to do with me being lazy.
- It's like you're floating in the air. - It's just my face, so it'll just float away.
- It's dangerous. - Don't worry.
- I was just thinking of one thing. - You were thinking of one thing.
- Okay, okay, okay. - It's so annoying.
- Okay, bring it! - There's got to be a way out of this!
- I'm so anxious. - What's this?
- It's like a real rag.
- It's got seaweed wrapped around it. - Wow.
- Isn't it worse than being inspired from above? - Idiot, idiot!
- Stop it! I'm scared!
- Our low self-esteem isn't that low right now.
- This is so stressful. - Your face is so dirty!
- It's red! It's red tea!
- No matter how bad you do it, it's scary. - Oh, it suddenly got heavier!
- It's like I'm an Edogawa resident.
- A lot of viewers are watching, but I think it's just a normal death penalty.
- It's not strange for the police to arrest you for that. - Stop it!
- Okay, I need some courage in this cold weather.
- I'm so anxious!
- Let's start round four! - Okay!
- Ready...
[Round Four]
- I'm falling!
- Airplane! - My legs are getting tired!
- Oh no! I'm going to drown!
- Where are we going? - Where are we going?
- Can we go a little further ahead?
- Everyone, hang in there! - I can't see everyone's situation!
- The enemy is nice and calm. - I don't know what's going on!
- Huh? Mr. Hype! - You're Yumemaru, aren't you?
- Yumemaru is floating, aren't you? - I'm floating!
- You're just doing it quickly! Do it quickly!
- Yumemaru, float! - Watch out! I'm drowning!
- Yumemaru, float! Yumemaru! What are you doing?
- Yumemaru, you're floating! - I was drunk.
- I don't have goggles, so once I get close to the river, it's over.
- Tetsuya, you're the last one! - Tetsuya, you can do it!
- It's hard to breathe!
- It's nice and comfortable. - It's nice, isn't it?
- Hey, Shibayu, you did it! - What?
- It's not over yet. - It's not over yet.
- Tetsuya, you did it! - Wasn't it unexpectedly fast?
- I thought it was fast. - At the end, Shibayu suddenly disappeared.
- It ended in less than six minutes. - What?
- We finished four categories. Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- The points are... - Shibayu-san, 2 points.
- Yumemaru-san, - 3 points.
- Mishimenane-san, 0 points.
- Zekiya-san, 1 point.
- Shibayu-san is the winner!
- I did it! I did it! - What did you say? Ultimate life form?
- I'm the ultimate life form! - That's great, Shibayu-kun!
- Everyone, it was fun! - That's great, Shibayu - kun! Die!
- You should die already. - Yeah.
- Get out of my human body. - I'm like a human death penalty.
- Yumemaru! Yumemaru! Say you're sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Hey, you... I'm going to do what you're going to do to me.
- Don't go crazy with a dirty face! - I'm sorry!
- Don't go crazy with a dirty face! Don't go crazy with a baby's face!
- I'm sorry!